Funny Memorial Day Jokes for Kids


Looking for some funny Memorial Day jokes for kids? We’ve got you covered! Check out our roundup of the best jokes to keep your little ones laughing all holiday long.

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Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for honoring and mourning the military personnel who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces. The holiday, which is observed every year on the last Monday of May, was formerly known as Decoration Day and originated following the American Civil War to commemorate the Union and Confederate soldiers who died in that conflict. By the 20th century, Memorial Day had been extended to honor all American soldiers who have died in all wars.

Jokes about the American Flag

Why do flags waves?- Because they can’t fly!

How many stars are on the American flag?- 50

What are the red and white stripes on the American flag?- The British tried to invade but we ran out of dye!

Why is the American flag important?- Because without it, we’d all be British!

Jokes about Veterans

Why did the chicken join the Army?
To get to the other side!

Why did the duck join the Army?
To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito join the Army?
To get to the other side!

Why did the banana join the Army?
Because he was sick of being mashed!

Jokes about Memorial Day Activities

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the Memorial Day parade!

Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see right through.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Gettysburg Address!

Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spare ribs!

Jokes about Barbecues

Q: What did the hamburger say to the hot dog?
A: Nothing. They refuse to speak to each other because they’re beef rivals.

Q: What kind of ketchup do you use on Memorial Day?
A: All of them!

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To talk to the other side.

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, chickens aren’t evolved enough to use tools.

Jokes about Summer

Q: What does a lifeguard do when he’s not on duty?
A: He suns himself!

Q: What does a snowman eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!

Q: How does a dog keep cool in the summer?
A. By hanging out the window!

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seashore?
A. To get some sand in its shoes!

Q. How do you throw a space party?
A. You planet!


We hope you enjoyed our selection of funny Memorial Day jokes for kids. If you want to share any of your own, please leave a comment below. And don’t forget to check out our other holiday joke collections, including Fourth of July jokes and Christmas jokes.


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